I have already written about my feelings when it comes to stupid ass simulation games, but this one that is getting reported around the web today is more than just stupid .. it’s brain-numbing. Please shoot me now, kinds of stupid.

What am I talking about?

Well I am referring to a new game in development called Hurt Me Plenty. It is a motion controlled ass slapping game which requires the LEAP Motion controller and allows you wildly slap some dude dressed in his underwear.

Yes, you read that right – slap some dude’s ass.

What can be said about this game, really, other than are you f**king kidding me?

The game was apparently developed for the Leap Motion Jam 2014 by developer Robert Yang and meant to help people understand “how the BDSM communities attempt to formalize consent”. <head smacking the desk sound>.

If this is something you just need to abuse yourself with you can download the game for free (donations encouraged) but you will need a Leap Motion controller, even though some experimental spacebar development is being tested.

Why, just why?